#5

Everyone thought "Purple" or "Yellow" were the new "black"'s BUT NO.
If you hadn't guessed already... It'd be BLUE. Royal. Blue.

#4

As much as I HATE to say it; Apparently... Twilight is TOP FILM in the box office...
I think I speak for everyone (that's sane) when I say; WTF.
According to a few insiders that have gone to "observe" the film, It just wasn't all that great.

"Nic" from Surrey says;
The ending wasn't very good, and the whole "cheeze" was overdone ... AGAIN.

All the good psychotic people like you & me, KNOW that the first Twilight film? SUCKED. But that's for a whole different post.
Apparently this movie has sold SO many tickets its unbelievable.
I think people need to get lives, and stop making "b" rated films sound so much better than they really are.

#3

TOP 8 UGLIEST ACTORS:

#8 JOHN C. REILLY

LOOK AT THOSE WRINKLES!! Yuuummmy.
Imagin' kissing this prize of an actor?
And those little.. what are they.. curl? On the top of his head?
They look like a bunch of rat tails piled up on the top of his scalp.
YUM.

#7 DANNY DEVITO

Okay, so we ALL know this man from; MATILDA, and BIG FISH...
Sure he's a GREAT actor.. but this man proves that not ALL actors have to be pretty >:)

#6 RON PERLMAN

Before you say "WHO IS THAT?" let me refresh your memory...he plays: HELLBOY?
Ah. NOW you know.
& Now you ALSO know that there isn't much of a difference from Hellboy & the actual actor... infact some of us might even PREFER the big red devilish man.. compared to this.. well.. Enough said.

#5 PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN

MMMM YUMMY. This one is only a LITTLE bit better than the next candidate...

#4 PAUL GIAMATTI

Ugh. Although this man plays in BRILLIANT movies.. he's just..
A little beastly. If you know what I mean. Bit too bushman for my taste...

#3 STEVE BUSCEMI

GOD. This man could be one of those ugly gremlin things... back in that oldies film.. you remember? What was it called... OH YEAH: THE GREMILNS.
his face is all squished up and .. well.. this picture just explains WHY he's #3.

#2 JACK BLACK

Okay. Just take a look at his face. And tell me he's attractive.
You can't do it can you? :)

#1 ROBERT PATTINSON

COME ON. LOOK AT HIS FACE!? It looks like it got smashed by a rock, or thrown into a trash compacter, and he came out.. had surgery, and this is what his face turned out like.
HE'S UGLY GIRL, GET OVER YOURSELVES!

#2

Apparently there's this bunch of guys ranging from the ages 17-18, decided to go to McDonalds, and sing them a rap about their order!
They rapped about wanting a big mac, and the workers complained about them "Holding up the Line"... although the teens said there were "NO PEOPLE" in the line..
Who cares? Props to them for making a Big Mac Rap!... I'm sure none of YOU have the balls to go to a mcDonalds drivethrough and sing a rap for your order.

ANYWAYS..
So guess what? The workers called the Authorities.. and the teen has a TRIAL.
A TRIAL??
That's right. He has to go and sit in front of a judge... state exactly WHY he sang this rap-order, and then get PUNISHED for it.
Apparently he's charged with "DISORDERLY CONDUCT"... and that he disrupted the work force.
WOW.
So as cool as it may be...
I suggest you don't go and "rap" your order at Mc'Fatties... because apparently; you'll go to jail.

#1

PEOPLE MAGAZINE votes Johnny Depp as SEXIEST MAN ALIVE for 2009. He won against Robert Pattinson.
BEAT THAT BITCHES!
Now all the twilight folk can't very well say that Rob is the sexiest man ever, because right here; it says... JOHNNY DEPP IS.
Not ugly vampire face with disgusting grody hair and odor. Huh. So guess he's not so hot eh?