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TOP 8 UGLIEST ACTORS:

#8 JOHN C. REILLY

LOOK AT THOSE WRINKLES!! Yuuummmy.
Imagin' kissing this prize of an actor?
And those little.. what are they.. curl? On the top of his head?
They look like a bunch of rat tails piled up on the top of his scalp.
YUM.

#7 DANNY DEVITO

Okay, so we ALL know this man from; MATILDA, and BIG FISH...
Sure he's a GREAT actor.. but this man proves that not ALL actors have to be pretty >:)

#6 RON PERLMAN

Before you say "WHO IS THAT?" let me refresh your memory...he plays: HELLBOY?
Ah. NOW you know.
& Now you ALSO know that there isn't much of a difference from Hellboy & the actual actor... infact some of us might even PREFER the big red devilish man.. compared to this.. well.. Enough said.

#5 PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN

MMMM YUMMY. This one is only a LITTLE bit better than the next candidate...

#4 PAUL GIAMATTI

Ugh. Although this man plays in BRILLIANT movies.. he's just..
A little beastly. If you know what I mean. Bit too bushman for my taste...

#3 STEVE BUSCEMI

GOD. This man could be one of those ugly gremlin things... back in that oldies film.. you remember? What was it called... OH YEAH: THE GREMILNS.
his face is all squished up and .. well.. this picture just explains WHY he's #3.

#2 JACK BLACK

Okay. Just take a look at his face. And tell me he's attractive.
You can't do it can you? :)

#1 ROBERT PATTINSON

COME ON. LOOK AT HIS FACE!? It looks like it got smashed by a rock, or thrown into a trash compacter, and he came out.. had surgery, and this is what his face turned out like.
HE'S UGLY GIRL, GET OVER YOURSELVES!